Don’t you just love that title?
Virgos are born with an instinctive need to organise, de-clutter, budget and minimise their mental load.
Need these skills in your life? Hire the horoscope that performs these mundane tasks on autopilot.
I have no professional training in tidying, organising or being frugal.
I was simply born with an uncontrollable urge to serve, arrange, de-clutter, simplify and save more than I spend.
I’ve never missed a deadline.
Case in point: when I was in middle school I was hospitalised for my autoimmune disease and still handed in all pending assignments ahead of half my class, not to brag but #hardcorevirgo
I file all of my emails.
Case in point: It either gets responded to, filed or deleted. I unsubscribe from newsletters that I never read. I do the same with texts and social media messages. Once I don’t need the message anymore, it gets deleted or archived. It’s a clutter-clearing reflex.
I find organising my pantry and bookcase ‘therapeutic’.
Case in point: When my friends move out, the idea of setting up a kitchen overwhelms them. I, on the other hand, have a very platonic orgasm (or, more specifically, an ordergasm) just thinking about the fun they could have. Jars. Labels. Stocking the freezer with pre-chopped vegetables. Aesthetically pleasing visuals. Oh my!
I get the same thrill from saving that others get from splurging.
Case in point: though I never regret investing in jars of nut butter or my Spotify subscription, I adore saving the pennies that I don’t genuinely need to spend in the moment so that future me can both look after herself AND treat herself (or just buy even more nut butter).
I released 4 books in 4 years.
Case in point: 2019 = Periods, Poo & A Glorious You. 2020 = Peanut Butter & Parodies. 2021 = Nut Butter On Life. 2022 = Fake Meat Isn’t Food (and other things nutritionists yell about).
The Virgo on your shoulder.
If you simply want a Virgo ‘angel’ on your shoulder to;
- Fill you with ‘I got this’ style inspiration
- Kick your tushy into clutter-clearing gear
- Be your no-nonsense accountability partner
- Or help you develop an organisational system (for any life area) that massively relieves your overtaxed mental load …
Please fill in the contact form below and let me know what you need.
Energetic Exchange*
30 minutes: $50
60 minutes $100
90 minutes $150
*All bookings come with a copy of my first book; Periods, Poo & A Glorious You.
If you owned a copy of my book before our first session, you will receive a copy of my ecourse; Peanut Butter & Parodies instead.