Happy Birthday to Periods

Happy Birthday to Poo

Happy Birthday Book Baby

You’re a Glorious You!

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Yesterday was my baby’s first birthday!

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To celebrate, I’ve written her a love song.

Thanks for the inspiration, James Blunt.

If you want to celebrate with me, feel free to make her (and my) day and adopt of a copy (or two, or three) of her glorious pages.

Everyone who purchases a copy (or several) of my papery offspring, will score a complementary 30-minute personalised nutrition Q&A with me. All your burning questions answered.

If you already own the book, buy a copy for a loved one and keep the consult for yourself. That’s still a consult for the price of a book.

And now, for a little ditty to make y’all giggle, because we all need a little extra humour at the moment.

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You’re Glorious, You’re You!

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Hey book, you’re brilliant

Your message pure

You are an angel

I so adore

Your smile and your display

Your loyal fans

Your unassuming humour

Your cheeky plans

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You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful

You’re glorious, You’re you

The perfect place

For a vulva face

And a happy, smiling poo

Who wouldn’t want to read you through?

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If my over-use of embedded links failed to entice you, below are a few visually pleasing links, one of which has stars on it.

I look forward to treating you to a complementary nutrition Q&A.

If you missed it on Facebook, I performed the chorus for ya’ll.